Alex

legend if uno wat i mean

person1: alex is bringing his black bag to the party

person2: oh you know the party is gonna be mad

heskes

A person who does specific dumb things eg:

1. Missing days of work/school just cos u can

2. Cat-fishing people while already with someone

3. Saying dumb things which are very obvious

1:
Person 1: I don’t wanna go to work today, I think I will stay at home

Person 2: so you’re doing a Heskes?

2: haha I hope my girl doesn’t find out bout my nine catfishes

3: person 1: does two come after 1 or 3??

Person 2: you actual Heskes.....1!!

robert

robert is another word for a downey or a retard

it comes from Robert DOWNEY junior

if u dont want to be bait use the word robert

person1: i ate my shit as a child

person2: u robert