sweater puppets

(n.) breasts, specifically large, jiggling, bouncy breasts.

Check out those sweater puppets!

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rainbow shower

n. A shower of urine delivered onto the victim by a multicultural group of pissers.

In prison, Sven, Tuan, Rajif, Leroy and Chief Bigbear all gave Stevie a rainbow shower.

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C.R.A.F.T.

Acronym: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

State of being exemplified by the avid partier.

You're such a craft.

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mizuiro

Someone who has an extreme obsession with David Bowie.

"I can't even see your walls anymore with how many David Bowie posters you have up. You're such a mizuiro!"

"Is this even legal? I swear that it's illegal to be a mizuiro in some countries."

"You didn't tell me your brother was a mizuiro."

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moogly

adj. To have a beautiful figure/physique but a substandard or repulsive facial appearance.

Can be used in conjunction with "butterface" (n.)

That stripper is moogly!

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release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

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Osaro

Shit, I'd fuck him.

Osaro is very a fuckable man.

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