Backdraft

n. The unexpected, but possibly pleasurable release of noxious fumes during a rimjob.

1: O shit I backdrafted!
2: O shit you backdrafted!

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wolf cookie

n. the act of anal sex followed by a blowjob

My first offer was a blumpkin but she haggled me down to a wolf cookie. She drove a hard bargain. But, in the end, there are only winners in this game.

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Oscar the Grouch

n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her

I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.

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Fire In the Hole

n. a peculiar species of the backdraft
where you get more than you bargained for

Arson: the act of Fire in the Hole with intent

1: Fire in the Hole!
2: Arson!

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Leaky Faucet

n. anal leakage caused by fisting

"Can you get out of the pool, Bob?"

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