Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

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snooze-dezvous

when bed mates cuddle in the nine minutes between pressing the snooze button and when the alarm sounds again

the only time my wife and i get alone together is our morning snooze-dezvous.