Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.
"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."
Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."