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yo wagwan piff ting
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?
A girl with common sense - Wasteman.
Hypobantemia is a very serious condition and can be defined as where ones level of banter have dropped to the point where it is life threatening.
The condition can be brought on by many stressful situations, such as working Saturdays, spending a weekend with in the in-laws or just having a boring work colleague.
This situation can be remedied by watching quality videos on the internet, associating with those with high levels of banter or just removing yourself from the trigger of your hypobantemia.
If left untreated, this condition can make it harder for you to drop some fresh banter or just be interesting in general.
The phrase can be split into 3 sections;
Prefix - Hypo, meaning low
Adjective - Bant, refering to banter
Suffix - emia, presence in blood.
Low banter presence in blood.
Sam - Have you noticed how boring Ste is recently?
Donny G - Yeah man, I swear he's suffering from hypobantemia or somet. Raaaah.
Hypobantemia is a very serious condition and can be defined as where ones level of banter have dropped to the point where it is life threatening.
The condition can be brought on by many stressful situations, such as working Saturdays, spending a weekend with in the in-laws or just having a boring work colleague.
This situation can be remedied by watching quality videos on the internet, associating with those with high levels of banter or just removing yourself from the trigger of your hypobantemia.
If left untreated, this condition can make it harder for you to drop some fresh banter or just be interesting in general.
The phrase can be split into 3 sections;
Prefix - Hypo, meaning low
Adjective - Bant, refering to banter
Suffix - emia, presence in blood.
Low banter presence in blood.
Sam - Have you noticed how boring Ste is recently?
Donny G - Yeah man, I swear he's suffering from hypobantemia or somet. Raaaah.
A phrase used to describe the level of ability that an individual has in relation to a task or skill. Usually used in a football context, the phrase bare tekkers could be applied to anything that requires skills.
The phrase is the combination of two words, bare (urban sense) which means lots of or loads, and tekkers which is short for technique.
"Did you see Smithy's run and goal yesterday lad?"
"Oh yeah, man's got bare tekkers you get me?"
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