queen

What your woman/girlfriend/wife/main ho is to be addressed as
Most powerfeul piece in chess
A flamboyant man, usually gay
A rock band whose vocalist was Freddie Mercury
A female monarch

Baby, you my queen
HAH! I took your queen, bitch!
Goddam, you are such a friggin queen
I got the new queen album...no wonder they call themselves queen...
Queen Victoria is fuckin up, look at these taxes!

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spizz

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.

Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.

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random

Good old fashioned non sequitur. A word only to be uttered when something is done or said that leaves you completely and utterly confused and to think on it too long would cause massive hemmoraging

Hey, G hows it going
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.

OR

If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg

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