hallabasanta

I highly elated method of greeting a close friend or relative. Often displayed at barge parties where close friends will engage specially designed ear woofers and shriek 'Halabasanta' through a mouthpiece in to the other person’s ear. The resonating sound vibrates across the mid section of their parietal lobe which can heighten the experience to such a degree as to cause mild inner scalp chaffing.

Use of the word 'Hallabasanta' can be seen as far back as 2002 when a young B. Kronarbuild first experimented with a normal 'common or garden' toilet roll tube and blerted the word Hallabasanta! in the ear of a unsuspecting friend who has since had to undergo extensive counselling.

Hallabasanta! it's so great to see you my dear friend!

telly

'Telly' is the slang term for a women, usually middle aged who has developed low hanging tits (boobs if you're American) and a large belly (or gut). This results in one more complete bulge of tits and belly combined, hence 'telly' tits and belly.

Geez look at that that woman, she's got a telly! you can no longer define her tits from her belly!

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