H.M.D.T.

Short for "How's My Dick Taste," this is said to a buddy who has played tonsil hockey with a girl who has previously given you a blowjob, presuming that some of the flavor of your penis was left in her mouth for him to taste. This is better left for your good friends (conveniently, groups of friends often pass the same girls around) because hearing H.M.D.T. can be quite offensive.

Hey Pat, How's My Dick Taste? (H.M.D.T.)

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Manute Bol

v. To cockblock someone. This technique is commonly employed by males and females alike, and victims tend to more often be friends than enemies of whoever is Manute Bol for the night. Technique varies widely, as do motives, though Manuting most commonly occurs out of competition (usually in males) or protection (usually females). Manute holds records for blocking shots, and if you're not careful, he'll block you too!

Pat Manute Boled me by hitting on the same breezy I was talking to.

Pat was Manuted by the girl's overly concerned friend.

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