Lady Liberty

The Miss Liberty is a sexual act commonly practiced by a teenage female and 70 year old male. The young female will wear a green table cloth around her body, and a razor bladed crown. The young female will be holding the Urban Dictionary in one hand and a 12inch black dildo on fire up high in the other. The 70 year old male will sit under the female and shove various torpedo swim toys up the females ladyhood and up her rectum forcefully. The act will continue for 4 hours and end with the 70 year old male being switched out with another 70 year old male. The female must remain standing the entire time.

Person 1: “Yo, me and Donald just did the Lady Liberty with Sharon last night”
Person 2: “That’s disgusting man, I’m calling the police”

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Matthias Francisco

A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.

Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”