Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

Bossman butty

A sandwich which has no expiry date that bossman sells in the corner shop, probably been on the shelf since last year and not the actual ingredients.

Denzyl went to the corner shop and copped a £1 'bossman butty', shortly after he fell ill due to it not being chicken and expired.