Flaming Canadian

While wearing a mountie costume and having intercourse in the doggy style position you call your girl a "hoser" if she says "what" you splash her anus with tabasco sauce and ask her why she doesn't know what a hoser is and proceed with "eh" and stay mounted for a full minute plus

I pushed her head down into a plate of waffles while performing the Flaming Canadian. I hold the world record.

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