Bug Frump

A fine Southern delicacy made by only the most old generation in New Orleans. The recipe consists of grubs, frog legs, cayenne pepper and a series of secret ingredients only revealed to those of d'âge moyen and beyond.

Child: "Mom, why does grandma keep bringing over bug frump?"

Mom: "Oh, honey, it's a secret recipe. It's a privilege she even knows how to make it."