Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

Wornk

To masturbate at work

I'm bored at work today. Going to the bog for a wornk

Hobostitute

A homeless person who solicites themselves

I payed monies for sexual favours from the hobostitute