Sexy Orange

A very nice orange. Females have long hair that poofs and curls at the bottom, males have french moustaches and curly hair.

Person 1: "....sexy orange. And it's french."
Person 2: "That is my kind of orange."
Person 1: "Of course it is" *mass eyeroll* "I'd bet you'd take it to bed. And to the shower too."

12👍 5👎

Silky

A person is not rolie polie, doesn't smell like beans, and isn't a pure cow.

Person 1: "You're too silky to handle yourself."
Person 2: "Got that right."

5👍 11👎