Slipaspoon

A term used to describe a seedy person with a habit of committing bad deeds with spoons.

Did you hear about Tammy's new boyfriend? He's a massive Slipaspoon

Tony-slipaspoon

The seediest slipaspoon. A Tony-slipaspoon takes being a seed to a whole new level, he will take it there. then take a shit there. Everyone knows at least one Tony-slipaspoon. If you believe that you've never met one, then you probably are

Fuck, stop caressing spoons, you seedy fuckin' Tony-slipaspoon.