fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

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smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

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Ja Rule

1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta

2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.

3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.

4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop

5. When he is R&B

6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.

7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.

8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.

9. Or Busta Rhymes.

10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below

New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss

Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)

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Basin Bun

Noun. The cheeks of a persons butt which curve in instead of curving out.

That girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun.

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Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

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Leddy

Of Irish decendant, a Leddy likes to fuck sheep and drink beer. In that order.

God damn it Leddy! I told you to stay off my farm!

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jibblies

n. uncomfortable feeling of dread or horror. esp. uncomfortable mental image.

Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out

Ant: stoked, psyched

Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com

The thought of another minute sitting next to dat skank gave me da jibblies

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