porn sacrifice

To fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame wank mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.

My girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.She'll never think to look for my Private collection though.I guess thats a good porn sacrifice.

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orangutan with its throat cut

Unfortunate description of a ginger haired girls fanny.

This girl i shagged the other night had ginger pubes, her fanny looked like an orangutan with its throat cut.

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gash hole

self explanatory really, what men like to put their dick into.

"My girlfriends got a lovely gash hole"

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Ray Finkle

To urinate. To have a, "tinkle."

"I'me just going for a Ray Finkle"

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