homework

Schoolwork that is assigned by teachers to be completed at home in your spare time. Homework was invented by some fucked up masochist sitting at a table one day deciding that students don't do enough work at school six hours a day, so why not send more schoolwork home even though you spend all day doing work?

I never do my math homework. It's so pointless. My teacher doesn't even check to see if I did it...

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cliche

Something that has been overdone to the point where it becomes lame, predictable and obsolete.

Stop it with the "your mom" insults. Those are cliche and haven't been offensive since the fucking 1980s.

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soccer mom

A soccer mom is typically a white suburban woman aged from 30-50. They are usually picking their kids up from school and driving them to the various activities they participate in. Usually seen with an SUV, a coffee and a cell phone yelling at someone. She owns a two-story house with her husband and two/three kids with a picket fence in the front yard. They are crazy Christians who believe that anyone or anything that isn't Christian is cursed by the devil. They blame rap/rock/metal music, the Internet and video games for all the problems in the world. They believe they are always right and that their opinion matters most. They are often seen telling others what to do. They are one of the people most responsible for the dumbing down of today's society. Her kids live a life planned for them. They have to get straight A's in school. They are forced to participate in soccer, hockey and many other sports. They are not allowed to watch any movies rated higher than PG. They are not allowed to play any video games, other than a Nintendo Wii for an hour a day. They have no Internet access, the computer is for homework only. After being forced to listen to Sheryl Crow, Shania Twain and Creed all of their life, they end up becoming rebels the moment they start high school. They do drugs, they get into fights, and start bullying others. Little does the soccer mom know that her perfect little daughter is fucking the captain of her school's football team. Soccer moms make me sick.

That soccer mom yelled at me because I was playing Metallica full blast! She said it was the creation of the devil...

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welfare

Governmental assistance for people who don't work. Basically free money given to them by the government. Usually used by fat 30 year old women with 8 kids, crackheads and lazy ass people who don't wanna work. Kids that collect welfare are disrespectful to others who have more money than them and try to make themselves sound like they have everything, when their Wal-Mart clothing wearing asses say otherwise.

People on welfare are fucking trash. We pay taxes to the government so these wastes of air can have a fucking life. Stop watching Oprah and get off your ass. Get a job and help the economy! Assholes...

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stereotype

A stereotype is a characteristic assumed by people regarding a certain population. Stereotypes are usually based on the history of that population and are also portrayed by the media. Stereotypes usually have a negative connotation, since it is including all people of a certain population into characteristics when really only a select few possesses.

1. If you are a teenager, you curse like a sailor, do drugs and cause trouble.
2. If you are white, you are a hypocrite that is jealous of society because you can't move up in life.
3. If you are black, you fail out of school, live on welfare and leech off the government, doing nothing with your life.
4. If you are a Jew, you are very careful with money and have huge ambitions to get rich.
5. If you are Muslim, you are a crazy, maniacal mastermind that likes to blow shit up and cause chaos.

Those are all examples of stereotypes.

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video games

The only form of entertainment besides music that is actually fun and interesting anymore.

I hardly watch TV, but I LOVE video games. :)

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suicide

Suicide is the act of a person killing their self. Many people say that suicide is selfish and the "coward's way out". That is pure bullshit. If it really was the easy way out, then everybody would be doing it. What is just as cowardly is living a life you hate just because you don't wanna die. Even if someone is killing themselves, they will never know what is on the other side until they pull the trigger. Eternal damnation? A never ending void? They will never know. That makes suicide a pretty brave thing to do in my opinion. And suicide is NOT selfish. It is selfish of the person that doesn't want someone to commit suicide, but instead have them keep on living and feeling like shit for their own comfort and amusement. Suicide is a choice, and people should not be judged if they get sick of life and want to throw themself off a building.

The people that spew the same "suicide is the permanent answer to a temporary problem" bullshit are the people that don't know what it's like to be depressed. And to the people who call others that commit suicide "cowards": Let's see you try to shoot or hang yourself. Do YOU have the balls to do it?

Please consider someone's feelings before you judge them. Suicide is a completely personal decision. It is NOT a joke.

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