Eminemed

When someone says a word or phrase so fast that the person they're talking to will barely understand, similar to the 'Super Sonic Speed' verse of Eminem's song 'Rap God'

"Sorry I'm late, miss! I nearly got hit by a car on the way here, and the driver wouldn't shut up about how I should be looking where I'm going, even though she was the one speeding!" Marco eminemed as he burst through the door and slumped into his seat.