cornhuskers

nebraska's collegiate football team residing in Lincoln. Changed their name from the bugeaters. This team was very dominant in the 90s, winning 3 national championships in 4 years, and playing in the title game 2 more times and losing under coach Tom Osbourne. A very storied college football team that is currently in a slump.

I like the old Herby Husker better.

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peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

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Happycat

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.

Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.

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faygoat

Another term for the word faggot

Guy 1- He man, I heard you had sex with your 1st cousin, Shelby last week.

Guy 2- Goddamnit you faygoat, how many times do I have to tell you: I didnt know at the time!

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LL

short for lan lan in Hokkien, as in you can do nothing about the situation

john didn't get to ask the girl to a hotel, so he LL has to masturbate himself for the night.

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incest

favorite pastime of those residing in alabama.

where's your daddy?
which one? there's uncle daddy, cousin daddy, grampa daddy...

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on the lam

1)laying low

2)running from the feds

She broke the law, now she's on the lam.

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