ignisecond

That moment of time when you hear the car door click locked and realizing your keys are still in the ignition.

At that exact ignisecond I knew I was going to be late for work.

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Murferator

The cardboard tube in the center of a roll of toilet paper.

Why don't you ever replace the toilet paper roll? There are a half dozen murferators on the floor in there.

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