fynbo

A person from the devilish island to the left of Denmark.

Note: Fyn, Jylland, Bornholm, and the rest of all the islands, except Sjælland, are NOT a part of Denmark.
Note to danish people objecting the statement above: Vi har Dronningen, BINGO! så der serveret!

Jakob said to his roommate: "Hello, my name is Jakob." The roommate answered: "Nice, where are you from?" Jakob replied: "I'm a fynbo." Roommate replies, whilst looking horrified: "Ad."

Jeg er fynbo! *Crowd disperses*