Spencer

A guy from Texas who has a tiny dick. Really. It will make you sad. But not to fear, you will hear him coming. He sings bad opera really really loud and thinks he is talented. He is also super tall too. But don't confuse that with hot. That's not true. He has no muscle mass to speak of+flab. He also lies and is rude and inconsiderate. He likes to hurt peoples friends and never EVER say sorry because he is a big baby who can't own up. AKA: not a real man. He also has no muscle mass to speak of. Don't tolerate his crap and you will have a long healthy, happy life.

Cory: "Oh, my god. There was this guy at the store who wouldn't stop asking me 'how I was doing'. He also said the sky was green and told me I could lose some weight. I said it hurt my feelings and instead of saying sorry he asked me if I wanted to fuck."
Marcy: "What a Spencer."
Cory: "How did you know his name."
Marcy: "There's really only one person that could be babe."

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