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Carpe DMs

That moment one realizes that life is short, so one must pursue any potential booty call in this life.

Carl: I don't know man, she's hot, but, how do I approach her?
Shad: Bruh, remember the carnal rule of life: Carpe DMs.

by Mardkayin March 28, 2017

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