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td;cf

too drunk; couldn't follow

My wife was bitching at me about something but idgaf because td;cf.

by Mare Dejiz September 13, 2018


Td;cf

Too drunk; couldn't follow

All I heard was blah, blah, blah because Td;cf

by Mare Dejiz September 13, 2018


Robot Sex

It's when the guy nuts and bolts.

Did he stay the night? Naw, we just had robot sex.

by Mare Dejiz April 8, 2023


Republican Convention

When a pornstar receives quadruple anal.

Why do they call it a Republican Convention? Because there are way too many dicks in one place.

by Mare Dejiz August 20, 2019

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