Mansfield Power Nap

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.

Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.

Maretime

When you say you will be somewhere in 5 minutes, but in all actuality, you’re still in the bathtub.

Mare texted Brittany and Melissa saying that she was 5 minutes away, to which they responded, “Is this REAL time or MARETIME?”.