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Mike

Most loving guy in the world
You will love him forever and never let him go
A funny, loving, caring, sexy beast and you will fucking love him for the rest of your life.

Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there?
Girl 1: Yeah I fucking love him!
Girl 2: But I want him!
Guy 2: Doesnt everybody?
Mike: Don't worry there is plenty of me to go around.

by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011

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Maggie

Mikes Girl Friend!

Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike?
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!

by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011

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