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orange juice and toothpaste

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.

Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste

by MargaretAnn October 8, 2013

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