nose pizza

Nose pizza is snot that comes out of your nose as told by 3 year old son

That was good nose pizza

7👍 7👎

bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son

Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)

1👍 4👎

bum porridge

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy

I just did bum porridge

5👍 5👎