Alley Trash

The hard to remove bits of (typically cheap) toilet paper, which are left behind when a woman wipes rather than dabs her moist vulva, much to the chagrin of an unsuspecting lover.

I was excited to feast on my girl until I found alley trash in her tunnel of love.

Trash in the alley

Trash in the alley refers to bits of (usually cheap) toilet paper left in a woman’s vulva when she has wiped rather than dabbed at the moisture.

Don’t you hate it when your girl spreads her legs and rather than sleek pinkness, you’re greeted by trash in the alley?!?!