Bankies

Bankies is a nickname for the Banquet Beer. Coors Original. For some reason, once you turn 30, it tastes better.

It takes over the crown from the King of Beers because hey, how many kings do you know? Zero. How many banquets have you been to once you hit 30? More than zero. You can drink Bankies before 30, they just won't taste as good. I'd wait.

"I'll take a couple of Bankies if you got 'em."
"I don't know what a Bankie is."
"It's a banquet beer."
"I don't know what a banquet beer is."
"Then you shouldn't be a bartender."

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