Vacation

Leaving the Walmart parking lot where you live to enjoy the open air under the freeway bridge.

On vacation I missed the convenience of the bathroom facilities where I live.

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Rigged

1. What we say to distract ourselves before we tighten our belts for 4 years
2. A technique used by hypnotists to misdirect a person's attention while stealing their wallet and groping them

As I rigged myself for the coming hunger pain, I saw my neighbor get rigged for his wallet.

Babyhand syndrome

The disease that makes a Dixie cup look huge in your hand.

Having babyhand syndrome wasn't so bad when I masturbated.

Inhospitability

When hospitality; ie. the courteous behavior extended to people from a different idiological, religeous, and/or cultural belief system or geographical upbringing, or even possibly the losers in war or competition, by those with compassion and understanding, who humbly acknowledge the loss of life and dignity they have seen in effort to be declared today's winner; is casually thrown out the tinted window we call transparency, of our Democratic limousine.

Inexplicably the inhospitability of our hosts had changed, no prisoner exchange would occur, and I began to fear we may have to fight our way out, almost as if someone told him I slept with his daughter.

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Suckcess

The ability to always fail, and consider yourself a winner

I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.

Peers

People who don't think they are poor, and profile your life in an effort to feel better about themselves

You will be judged by your peers!

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great again

1.Taking from the poor, giving to the rich, giving racists positions of power when you can't have a family member hold that spot
2. Reverse Christmas
2a. A reason to hope you wake up soon

I'll make America great again, as soon as I'm done pooping.

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