1.The hole by which you view the outside world
2. What you cut out of your cardboard mansion so it doesn't stink when you use your bathroom can
My window from the toilet I live in doesn't have a very promising view when someone sits on it.
Self awareness brought about by either being sold to a communist party, a nuclear weapon exploding in your back yard, or pooping yourself on national television the first time your interviewed.
I didn't think I could get dumbed more than once a day, but it happened.