volkdaddy

1. A grown up merf who still smells dirty panties and has a chin like jay leno and strongly resembles the father in the Incredibles
2. can also lift 400lbs but will pet little kitties any chance he gets

This looks like a job for VOLKDADDY

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Voodoo Dick

1. a dick that is so good it keeps chicks coming and cumming
2. the penis of a guy named benny from Boston

Benny stayed out late last night giving that stripper slut the voodoo dick, and now she won't stop calling.

That slut said thank-you this morning after giving her the Voodoo dick all night!!

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sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

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