FFF

Stands for Fuck Female's February. It is the next step after Destroy Dick December (DDD) and No Nut November (NNN). FFF is a time where you have sex with at least 2 girls a week. And during the week of Valentine's day 3. All of this of course with full Consent between both parties.

Jandro: Zelda have you heard of FFF?
Zelda: yes. 21 guys have already asked me out.

Jandro: Mmmmk

Zelda: No I have a boyfriend!

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Hazelnut

A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.

Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.

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april 10 2017

the day I wrote this definition

guy 1: yo man is today April 10 2017
guy 2: yeah man in fact its Monday today!

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