Rowan

As quiet as a mouse but as soon as Dwight Yoakam comes on, he bounces off the walls with excitement like a sex mad chimpanzee. Touch his neck and he will squirm and squeak with fear. No one knows what he is capable of. Sometimes you will be lucky enough to witness rowan noise, an ear piercing hum that is cute but annoying that will give you the urge to beat him. He enjoys the simple things in life and has a spiritual connection to chicken nuggets.

Wow, that guy is doing a Rowan!
Whats that sound?,

*rowan noise*

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