Masturbasting

The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.

John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.

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FOBulous

A compliment given to the attire of your recent immigrant (FOB= Fresh Off the Boat) friends.

"Why Sameer, those sandals you have on are just FOBulous!"

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astroglidoma

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

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