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Non-Opinionated (NPOV):
A Finnish Bear, resembling a beaver/capybara hybrid with walrus tusks, that has it's roots in 4chan and Yilauta forums, that is known for it's satirical misspellings, and the ":DDD" in every end of each sentence. It was since 2008~2009, when an attempt of a Pedobear is poorly drawn, that is made to mock the newcomers of said forums, which often flooded the site with "hackneyed" reposts, with the materials being Pedobear and the captions being stylized in all caps.
(Copied from KnowYourMeme.com)
The thread struck a chord with the rest of the community and spawned a variety of drawings and photoshopped images based on the Pedobear character, which were meant to mock the unrefined sense of humor often associated with teenager on the Finnish web.
The mutation progressed throughout the thread, with the character's name changing from "Pedobear" to "budro poar" and "pedros spora" before becoming known as "Spurdo Spärde."
Inside Joke:
Spurdo Spärde :DDD is de sbegies of dhe ebinness, dhad inhabided :DD dhe sburdo-iv sysdem, whigh is barallel do dhe real world :DDD
"I knew people had to censor words on TikTok, but literally nothing could have prepared me for learning that they censor the words like Spurdo Spärde"
Tumblr Posts: I want to put FAMOUS FIGURE in hospital
Twitter Posts: Disagreement Detected, Assemble the 100% Templar Association
TikTok Posts: seggs benis :DDDD Spurdo Spärde :DDD Sprölölölölölöl Haha Benis xDDDDD :DDD :DDDDD :-DDDDDD :DDDD :DD xDD xDDDD
Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.
Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.
If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.
Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9
Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature
Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.
Has 2 Meanings depending on the context:
1. Real: A brand of Asexuality, that only experiences sexual and romantic attraction on their subconsciousness. Also called Yumesexual to prevent confusion, with the other Dreamsexual, which will be talking below
2. Fake: A Psuedo-Sexuality created by radical Dream Stans, that are desperate to join the LGBTQ+ Community, despite not having knowledge on them. This sexuality only exists, to stalk the Minecraft SMP YouTubers "Dream" and "GeorgeNotFound" and would have their privacy compromised
Example 1 (Real):
Person 1: I only get bitches when I'm sleeping, what am I called?
Person 2: A Dreamsexual, or Yumesexual
Example 2 (Fake):
Person 1, Definitely an Insane Degenerate: I identify as Dreamsexual, meaning only being attracted to Dream
Person 2, TREE3 IQ: The day when this idiot gets rammed over by a car speeding in 240 km/h is the happiest day of my life
SMNI News is a TV Channel, that it has propaganda worse than Russia Today, Fox News and CCTV China.
It tends to have eerie and pedophilic views of the world and politics.
MTRCB: *Shuts Down SMNI News*
Me: This is the happiest day of my life, Rest in Piss SMNI News, You will never be missed
It is a geographical term to describe pieces of land that does not belong to any state or government whatsoever,
It's like saying "No man's land" or "Terra Nullius" but using the stereotypical suffix "-stan" used in Central Asian Countries.
Such examples of "Nullistan" countries are Bir Tawil, Liberland (The CroatiaâSerbia border dispute in the BaÄka and Baranja area) and Marie Byrd Land in Antarctica
Such extreme example involving Minor Attracted Persons and laws regarding that are here:
Person 1: Um, Being Attracted to kids is apparently illegal in Abkhazia. Quick, grab your backpacks to Marie Byrd Land
Person 2: Aw shit, now the Pedophiles and MAPs are going to Nullistan
Bashkortostan is a Russian Republic, in the latest knowledge by the UN and many geography experts whatever from Russia or not. It holds the largest ethnic minority in Russia, called the Bashkirs.
However, the Bashkirs are striving for independence and does not want to be a Russian Colony
Free Bashkortostan!
The Bashkirs will never surrender, they will not stop fighting till their final victory
Quick, Negotiate to the UN, to recognize Bashkortostan as a country
WARNING: There are biases imminent in this definition, that is only for comedic purposes, so if you are offended, then go to Wikipedia
Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.
He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.
The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.
He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.
He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Person 1 (Brainded Apollo Quiboloy Fan): Mabuhay ang SMNI News, Truth that matters!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!