uniquely American

Utterly fucked. Terribly sad. Unjust. Awful. Devastating.

Source:

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)

So guess what, that crappy food from China killed my cat!

Whoa, that's uniquely American, dude! Sorry as hell to hear that!

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zZOMG

Natural extension of zomg, zOMG, ZOMG.

Since "zomg" is the new "omg," used relentlessly like ... well, like "like" or "d00d," something needs to be the new "zomg," and what better candidate than the child of the original ZOMG?

zOMG, wh3re R U d00d?

zZOMG, Im in ur semiotix killing ur zOMGs.

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