old bird

a stupid person

look a monkey!
thats a donkey, ya old bird

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I love you like a fat loves cake

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

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mijo

Spanish term of affection, meaning my sweetheart, baby, honey, etc. Used between lovers or other close people the way honey can be used.

Also may mean son, or the female version mija means daughter. This derives from "my son" or "mi hijo". "Mi hijo" = "M'ijo" = "Mijo" so its basically a shortened version of this. Alternate versions: mijito, m'ijo

Ay, mijo, I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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mijito

An even more sappy and cute version of mijo. "Ito" is added to the ends of words in Spanish to show a loving quality. The "ito" makes it little. So as mijo means honey or sweetie mijito means my little sweetie.

My mijito chiquitito... I wub jooooo.

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