KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

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bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

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overneath

the opposite of underneath. You have to reach over, then under to reach it

I had to reach overneath to get it

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deez nuts

local prank on Dudley and Bob radio show
on KLBJfm

caller:How is every one
Dale Dudley:fine sir how can we help you
caller:How come I cant here my self on the the radio
Dale Dudley:Its in delay
caller:How 'bout you delay deez nuts on your chin

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Jerkhammer

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.

"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"

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haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

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bibic

one who thinks they have footballitis, but who really is a poser, often used to those who are losers

if you meet a guy who thinks hes good at sports but hes actually not, you call him a bibic.

only used for males.

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