Ryudo

A supreme overlord who finds comfort in slashing his victims. Leaves a trail of destruction in his wake when he gets pissed off.

Ryudo is going to slash me.

40👍 9👎

belp

A backward pleb
Used in the royal navy. During the 1980s, when a person made a stupid mistake

(tries to open an exterior hatch of a submarine at 300ft)

"Your a right belp"

btw this is absoluately impossible.

4👍 3👎

eraser face

a person that has been hit in the face by an eraser from a wipeboard

Joe is an eraser face now that Bob hit him in the face with the wipeboard eraser.

5👍 6👎

Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

35👍 6👎

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



F

Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

18👍 97👎

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

27👍 262👎

cock up

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

13👍 82👎