Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

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Police car

A black and white mixed racial couple.

"Hey you see that police car over there?"

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automagically

Eg. soemthing that works automatically, such as a Microsoft (tm) excell macro, or a car motor.

somethign that works automatically, but seams magical (eg. erections)

Dude, i hate you, your macros are automajic today

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pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

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gg no re k thx

A popular Battle.net expression used to denote a substantial victory followed by no rematch. Often given before the fact in error. Literally: good game, no rematch, thanks

OMFG I TOTALLY PWNED j00!!! GG NO RE THX

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bonker

WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job

I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.

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Pogie

Korean slang for the female genitalia.

I really need to get me pogie

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