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The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.
"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."
60π 10π
the act of suicide, usually a joke.
"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"
10π 2π
Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!
84π 24π
When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.
Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'
19π 6π
1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.
2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.
1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.
2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."
539π 175π
A slang name for a woman's genitals, or having sex with a woman.
I sure hope I get a little 'chicken-snatch-a-tori' tonight from my new girlfriend.
9π 11π
Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'
43π 8π