hot pita pocket with extra sprouts

When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.

Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night

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7-11's other tax

when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.

cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.

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