Dippin Chicken

When a male person with his un-erect penis and his balls dips them into another persons open mouth whilst they are sleeping. (Not waking up at all)

Mark: Tom! I Dippin Chicken'ed Rebecca last night! It was awesome!
Tom: No way! You have to teach Me and Mandy it!

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Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

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Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.

Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.

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Plumpting

Where a man of a "Pimp" Nature who has sex with his "Hoes" that generally has a obession with Punting,
That instead his Hoes are very obese women.

That guys a Plumpting master! Oh my gosh!
I should get rid of my Hoes for them ones!

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Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

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Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

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Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

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