pipe bomb

A big turd that clogs the toilet.

Hey, where the hell is the plunger? I got a pipe bomb to diffuse in here!

or

I haven't shit in like 3 days. I've got one hell of a pipe bomb ready to go off.

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inbeigsion

The ever-increasing number of beige homes and townhouses invading the suburbs.

Also, the bland-ification of something.

I drove out to see my friend's new condo in Hicksville (suburban city) last night. It's a fucking inbeigsion out there.

spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

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immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

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Trevian

Trevian is a cool guy, awesome boyfriend, and great friend. He's realistic, smart, creative, and honest. He is also great in the bed, on the couch, in the shower, on the table etc. He is between above average and too big in certian areas. He is cute as a kid and grows to be a VERY sexy teen and man. His nickname is trey by which everyone knows him. He is THE BEST kisser and generally has excelent tricks. He is so sweet at time and VERY FUNNY. Trey is HILLARIOUS. He loves everyone, even the people he doesnt like. He always texts and calls and talks back. He tries to keep his relationships and only breaks up if he notices something bad, but if u dont have to worry about that, he can rock your world. Trey is the best guy You can know. Especially with the uncommon last names of: sams, stocker, and strong. He is so smart and sexy and real and funny. People just love him.

Trevian is so sexy.

I love trey.

Trevian gave me that dick last week and my legs still feel it.

Trevian, trey whatever you call him I want him.

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