podgered

to be sexually hammered in the female fanny!

awe, a pure podgered that big mad fat bird on saturday night, man.

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baw deep

Glasgow slang meaning that your cock is so deeply embedded in a girls poonanny that her spiders legs are tickling yer ballsack.

" A was baw deep on friday night an ma maw walked intae ma bedroom"

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jaggy bunnet

Scottish slang. Another name for the head.

"Am gonnae stick the jaggy bunnet in you fur yer cheek"
"Wee Ally McCoist scored a great goal wi the jaggy bunnet"

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fudnut

Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.

" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.

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mars bar

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

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shafted

taking a rather large erect male member in the vagina

I was with 'Big James' on friday night and he shafted me rotten.

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sellick

Glasgow slang for football team called Celtic. Normally shouted from member of manky mob(Celtic Supporters Trust)

" See that Sellick mob, their pure brulliant man"

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