Random
Source Code
Random
A movie about a guy who doesn't and never did exist getting beat by jews for about 2 and a half hours and forced to carry a wooden cross that he would soon be nailed to and die on it. Was a cool movie except they should have had someone like Adam Sandler beating this fuck or atleast Tom Green. Would have made the movie about 10 million more dollars.
Weird Fucker: Did you see the passion of the christ? I loved it!
Ralph: Yes i saw it, i was getting head in the theatre while it was playing
Weird Fucker: OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE
Ralph: ... **!BANG!** See you there
104👍 116👎
A crusty substance coming off of some guy's balls. This is an advanced stage of crotch rot. It mostly comes from not showering, not cleaning your balls or wearing the same boxers/tighty whities for weeks, even months.
Guy: What the hell is all that nasty crusty stuff coming out of that guy's pant leg?
Other Guy: Aww dude... he has a serious condition of ball crust. I bet his boxers have fused with his scrotum by now considering the output of the crust.
Towelie: Wanna go get high?
27👍 15👎
An erection that is way out of fucking control.
Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
504👍 109👎